A fork of Rural Dictionary
A meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a Kippah and rubbing his hands together. Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.
John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table? Bob: No, I didn't John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it John: You happy merchant!
When a male goes around giving shoulder massage's to all females claiming to be friendly but in reality is just being creepy and believes they enjoy it.
Guy 1: Hey dude, see that guy over there. Guy 2: Yea, he's massaging all those girls shoulders. Guy 1: Yea what a massage slut.