A fork of Rural Dictionary
In Mobile, when a couple plays smacky mouth, they are kissing.
Finally I got past simply playing smacky mouth with Gayle.
"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.
"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"
A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.
Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.
When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.
Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.
When someone or something went tits up, it means that he, she, or it died.
The Trump campaign went tits up.
A subordinate Claus is an understudy for Santa Claus.
Jerry, one of the elves, was promoted to a subordinate Claus.
A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.
We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.