A fork of Rural Dictionary
A city in South Alabama on the Gulf Coast of the United States. Founded in 1702 and the first capitol of French Louisiana. Original home of Mardi Gras in the USA. Pronounced mo-BEEL. Also known to many locals as Mobtown.
This year I'm going to Mobile for Mardi Gras because it's more fun than New Orleans.
Mobile is strictly for those blessed by God to be born in a zip code beginning with 366. The birthplace of Mardi Gras, Jimmy Buffett, and Hank Aaron. High school frats and sororities. Situated perfectly between the water and the woods, no town in America can approach the undeniable superiority that Mobile exudes. New Orleans, Savannah, and Charleston may be pretty cool- for a weekend, but none of them can match the sheer greatness of Mobile and its citizens. So wear your Costa del Mar's, top siders, and Barbour jacket proudly. Drive your Tahoe through the intersection of Old Shell and McGregor, and have a cold beer from your ice chest and put it in a hugger at the Dick. Spend your entire winter break at Pat and DD's just because you can. And always remember, you are better than everyone fr...om anywhere else without exception, and if they beg to differ, ask if their town has a battleship? DIDN'T THINK SO.
Where is the most perfect city in the south? Mobile of course!
The best city in the United States of America. Home to the select few people who make this country not collapse such as the several people who found a real leprechaun and Antoine Dodson who is currently protecting the whole town from a rapist.
A: Watch this news video from Mobile, Alabama. It's amazing. B: Of course it is. Mobile is the funniest and greatest place ever.
The shittiest band to ever come from Canada, and lots of shitty bands come from Canada. They have terrible songs and their lead singer dances like a fucking guido.
Joe: "I want to just go up on stage while that stupid Mobile bastard is singing and dancing his gay dance and punch him a clean shot right in the jaw." Mitch: "Oh yeah!" Joe: "I want to see his jaw actually rip free of his head." Mitch: "I guess that would be cool."
having a car & being able to drive places . Can be referred to if your dealer can drive & deliver places . (:
amy ; "ayyyy, you mobile? i needa dub !" mac ; "yeah , where you at ?"