Country Dictionary

a white flour tortilla

Yo, it mah birfday! Less go an git us some hamburger meat, taco bread, an some Slice!

To kill or beat someone within an inch of their life.

Also, to snuff or whipe someone/something out with one hit.

The kid with the pink skully got merced out.

He merced-out my sour patch kids because I was giving him the crook eye.

an albino faggot who sleeps with his mother and jacks off to his sister and likes bonin guys in the ass

oh shit cover your asses here comes the jackofasaur

here's one way of saying it

The fun and only way to really take up your summer and enjoy it at the same time. need I say more?

8 hour practices for two weeks minimum in the summer before school starts

Penis , also known as a ding ding dong

OOOOOO You touched my tra la la.

The state induced by thinking something is awesome.

We do not dispute that it is stuponfucious to invent new words to describe the events in our world.

a person whose insanity is exceeded only by their rampent sex drive.

That girl is such a dephaperana. Just look at her go.