A fork of Rural Dictionary
When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.
Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.
means to man up and go for it. Get some pluck and smoke a joint, fuck a bitch, anything really.
Okay, Jake, you'll be fine. Why don't you drop your balls and go shit-and-run that house?
1) A hilarious dub on Youtube that is basically the black ghetto version of Charlie Brown's Christmas. The holiday season isn't complete without it.
2) The most quotable video ever made.
You have nice soup coolers. Let's lock legs and swap gravy.
-This is Charlie Brown Kwanzaa.