A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."
"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend." "Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
A hybrid of "whore" and "delicious. An adjective which means a person is sexually attractive. It can also be used to describe slutty things that are considered to be attractive.
Those boots you're wearing are whorlicious!
Unintentionally or accidentally getting an erection. This usually occurs during inopportune moments such as during a business meeting or when guys (gay or straight) are playing sports together and make physical contact with one another. It is often considered to be embarrassing to everyone involved. It most often happens to guys when they are going through puberty because hormones are raging out of control and erections happen even when the guy is not thinking about anything sexual.
Guys in locker room after showering after a football game: Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower." Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
A kiss that refuses to end. Sometimes it is wonderful. Sometimes it is annoying and gross.
"He kissed me with a lockermouth."
Nickname for Orlando. Whorlando is in the central part of Florida. It is known for theme parks, crime, theme parks, tourist traps, theme parks, and lots and lots of whores, many of which are gay.
"Dude, let's hit Whorlando for spring break this year. We'll take a bunch of ecstasy, bang a bunch of whores, and meet fucking Mickey Mouse!"