Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

war rock

A very, very mediocre game, once known for it's amazing gameplay during it's beta stage, it quickly declined after commercial release. This is because privileges were taken from fans and players, and given only to those who paid. The game uses a P2P networking system, so there is tons of lag for many players with slower connections, unlike Counter-Strike. It has a fair number of weapons, though the ones which free players may use are either expensive in-game,or were nerfed down. The game has fallen back as the best FPS because of commercial release. Updates are unreliable, and so are servers. Often, the game is easily hacked, because of using a really bad anticheat, Punkbuster

War Rock was my favourite First Person Shooter until it was released in stores.

by CriticalDesign December 07, 2007

atheism

What used to be "Freedom of religion, and lack of deity" has become "Freedom of complaining about other religions...and lack of deity." Beliefs make sense, but the complete irony of their thoughts on other religions (Christians, especially.) contrasts with the fact that they don't want religion pushed upon them.

Atheist - *Achoo!* Catholic - God bless you! Atheist - Uh excuse me, I'm an atheist, don't push that tooth fairy stuff on me. Modern atheism.

by CriticalDesign December 29, 2007

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 10, 2008

Randumb

Usually referring to when someone wants to be random, but just ends up looking really, really stupid.

Jorge : I LET THE DOGS OUT! CHEESE + MAYO = MORTGAGE! OLOLO Hernandez : Dude, you're totally randumb, stop trying.

by CriticalDesign January 13, 2008

Twista

One of the fastest rappers out there, next to Bone Thugs N Harmony. Set 2 of the fastest rapping records out there. Unfortunately, the record was taken by Ricky Brown with the song "No Clue".

Twista has some fast raps, with a great pronunciation.

by CriticalDesign August 07, 2007

rap

A word spawned from "That's a wrap!" after performances by MCs. It is not a music genre, but actually a form of vocal delivery. See Hip-Hop for the musical genre.

Guy: I listen to rap. Other Guy: I didn't know you listened to the fast vocal delivery of reading lyrics.

by CriticalDesign December 29, 2007

assassin

1. A contract killer. 2. The best type of girlfriend to have. If you have an assassin girlfriend, you got twice the ass for the price of one.

1. Are you a real assassin? Bill at the office has been bugging me, can you fix that? 2. To get an assassin girlfriend is way better than getting a BOOBY TRAP girlfriend.

by CriticalDesign January 09, 2008