Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

gonzo ring

A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

by Crockett December 08, 2004

Jack Snausage

A penis of large proportions

That girl was asking for it all night so I gave her the jack snausage.

by crockett July 17, 2012