A fork of Rural Dictionary
A play on 'Medal Of Honor'. Meddle means to interfere, butt in, be nosey, be a busybody, etc. Ergo, Meddle Of Honor is a figurative award, or medal, if you will, given to somebody with a penchant for being nosey, be it a friend, family member, classmate, co-worker, or neighbor.
Ashley: "Did you get the boobs pic I sent?"
Tad: " Yeah, I got it. Been looking at it all day. So hot. But now my mom is asking why I'm looking at my phone more than usual. Forget Mother Of The Year award, I'm giving her the Meddle Of Honor.
An awesome six book fantasy series by Australian author Garth Nix. The books feature two teenagers from very different worlds: Tal, from the Castle, who's trying to cure his sick mother, and rescue his kidnapped brother, and Milla, an Icecarl from the frozen wastelands, who aspires to be a Shield Maiden, but must first help Tal in his quest. Together, this radically different duo encounters giant spiders, talking lizards, travel to another dimension, narrowly avoid being squashed by a levitating mountain, and fight a giant, evil dragon inside a tornado!!! It is an awesome series, even better than Harry Potter. I really wish there was more than six books....
Homie: "Like, what book series would you like to see get made next, now that The Hunger Games are done?"
Me: "OMG, definitely The Seventh Tower!!! Those books were such a big part of my childhood, and I'd love to see them brought to life!!!"
A person obsessed with the film Bee Movie. Basically, this person knows the entire movie front to back, knows the entire script by heart, and can usually be found posting memes of the movie on the internet or social media, or YTP videos of the movie on Youtube.
Charles: "Hey Phil, check out this video of this penguin on water skis!!"
Phil: " Just a sec, i'm watching this new Bee Movie YTP video.
Charles: "ANOTHER Bee Movie video?!! Dude, you watch that movie like every other day!!! You're such a Beetard, man!!!!"
A vampire who is soaking wet. With rain, or regular water, cause holy water, of course, would kill them. Being technically already dead, a vampire can't catch a cold from being wet, but it still sucks.
Mavis: "Look at this!!! i am soaked to the fangs!!! What do you call a vampire who is soaking wet?"
Diane: "A dampire!!!
The part of the brain that holds the capacity for laughter, humor, jokes, etc. It's small, smaller than the medulla oblongata, but is somehow big enough to store decades of fart, sex, golf, and poop jokes. Without the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus, we'd all be as boring and humorless as a university professor, or the entire country of Russia.
As part of his plan for world domination, Professor Poopypants shrank the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus of the students of Jerome Horowitz Elementary, turning them into boring, mindless zombies. Luckily, Captain Underpants defeated him and saved the day.
Something that Gantu always says in the Lilo and Stitch tv show. Probably means something along the lines of "oh crap" or "damn".
Gantu, realizing he's been foiled yet again by Lilo and Stitch:
"Oh Blitznak!!! The little Earth girl and the abomination foiled me again. Hamsterveil is gonna be pissed..."
The armpit of the state of Louisiana. Claims to be the 'rice captial of the world', but its only REAL export are the people leaving in droves every day. Small, boring, and hotter than a sack of demon dicks even in WINTER, its number of rude, dead eyed douchebag residents is matched only by the sheer volume of mosquitoes that will suck your body dry of blood if you choose to take a walk on any given day.
Dude 1: " Hey, you going to Mardi Gras today?"
Dude 2: " No, i have no car. The city I live in has no bus service. Not even one damn CAB. "
Dude 1: "What city you in?"
Dude 2:" Crowley. "
Dude 1: "Damn. I feel for you man. I do. That sucks.