Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.

- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 02, 2012

Take You To Town

1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.

- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3." - "I would take that girl to town." - "I am going to take This pizza To Town."

by CrunkMonk3y January 02, 2012

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool. 2.Turrets 3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard 4.Idiots 5.Spam 6.No life 7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y December 30, 2011

Tastes Like Shit

1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.

- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."

by CrunkMonk3y January 02, 2012

You-cry'n'wine-tubers

1. This is what I call the people who use Youtube to post videos of themselves looking at the camera confessing their opions for certain maters. Normally these Youtubers are young adults or teenagers. Frankly they have nothing better to do with their time so they resort to making videos wineing and complaining about the world. 2. They are trying to make a name for themselves by trying to get a Youtube audience. In their mind this will make them famous for being on the inter-web

CrunkMonk3y: "You know those kids on Youtube to cry and wine about social issues or themselves?...Yeah well i call them You-cry'n'wine-tubers"

by CrunkMonk3y January 16, 2012

ROTFLUID

1. Rollling On The Floor Laughing Until I Die. -This is to be said to someone who is doing something extremely funny ONLY or said something extremely funny ONLY.

- "Man I was ROTFLUID'ing."

by CrunkMonk3y January 02, 2012

I Don't Bend That Way

1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up. 2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.

- "Hey dude do you like sausage?" "I Don't Bend That Way!" No - "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 02, 2012