Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Parksturbating

Masturbating while simultaneously sitting on a park bench.

During one of my jogs last week I witnessed a homeless man Parksturbating .

by Crusty Cannoli June 11, 2014

Crusty Cannoli

When a female poops during anal.

This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident

by Crusty Cannoli June 04, 2014

Sorrow Cycle

The sequence if self pity and celebration after aromantic break up for a man.

He went to the movies alone.He must be in a Sorrow Cycle.

by Crusty Cannoli June 13, 2014

Gelfie

A selfie that includes ones genatalia.

Last night I accdentaly posted a gelfie of my penis.Long story short It got a lot of likes.

by Crusty Cannoli June 12, 2014