A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unintended mistake of some kind.
(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.
I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?
-an unwanted pregnancy.
-an illegitimate child.
I hate my son, he was an accident. I shouldve had an abortion. FML.
we don't speak of the accident
Everything changed after the accident
1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally
I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently
The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.
Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."