Country Dictionary

Piss Poor

{p-iss p-ew-r}

To be bad, or relatively awful at something.

The Leafs played Piss Poor last night.

Sam is a Piss Poor Ninja.

Wet my whistle

To consume a beverage of some sort to cleanse one's pallet.
water is a common choice or crunk juice.

Pronounced {whet-mi-wiss-el}

Brad: Oh boy, am I thirsty! I need something to Wet my whistle!

Carson: Want some water?

Brad: I sure do!