A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you are having a bowl of cereal while you sit on the toilet to take your morning shit.
"While I was having a bowl on the bowl I accidentally poured my cereal down the toilet. I guess you could say the cereal decided to take a short cut."
Common misspelling of the Ivy-Leuge School Harvard University.
Guy: Haavard is so bad ass
Guy 2: Haavard? What the fuck is that
Guy: I meant Harvard. The A is so damn close to the R.
Guy 2: What a retard..