A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your shit comes out of your ass as a liquid and saturated hot gas. The burning of above said shit is so bad it feels like someone just released ammonia into your butthole.
After eating at the ephrata taco bell Bruce got a bad case of the ammonia shits.
When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.
Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb
When a Male, from Lancaster county amish country, ties his balls around his penis and inserts them into his wife and proceeds to make sweet love to her. The cock ball combo gives the amish woman a sensation she has never felt because always just doing missionary position all the whilst the man can hold out as long as possible do to the ball restriction around his dick.
Barry was so tired of his humdrum sex life that he decided to give his wife ye ole amish slip knot.
When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.
Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.
The process of not being able to figure out a solution to an electrical problem so said electrican just powers it down then powers it back up to just piano it
I couldn't figure out why the machine wasn't working so i just piano it and it started working again
When a kid from northern PA takes a shit on an ice cube tray freezes the shit then puts the cubes in a friend's asshole whilst trying to light the cubes like coal
Dominic got tired of Duncan's crap so he gave him a shamokin coal mine
When you blow into a girls balloon knot then place your balls in front of her butt. She then proceeds to pass gas blowing said balls back then they come crashing back into her waiting butt like a wrecking ball
Last night this girl wanted a Liberian wrecking ball in her ass