Country Dictionary

is a 4 door car (v.s. a 2 door car reffered to as a coupe)

Last nights party ended ubruptly in the back seat of the sedan with the sheriff in the front seat.

Someone who is significantly older than those he or she associates with.

You’re 45 and you still hang out in the ball pit at Discovery Zone... You’re such an obijohnshinobi.

an onomatopoeia a word used when sticking something into another something that is usually soft and wet and sometimes warm

"dude i stuck in in there and it was like *ploik* 0_o

a TV show that is to addictive where rich teenage boys and girls act like they have "problems" see crack or bitchboy

dude1:"are you watching the OC?" dude2:"that shows so addictive its like crack" dude1:"why the hell is it, it's full of little bitchboys?"

an alternative to ",yo"

instead of "what da deal, yo?" you could use "what da deal, m00?" Corny but i've been seeing this a lot

a arty preson who wares lowpants an is blackhaired studdedbelted and weres tight t'shirts and writes pomes

curt you emofag

when two internet people fall in love (awwwwwee *gag*)they sometimes "hugg-o" eachother

InternetDude: Awweee i r luffers yew *hugg-o* InternetChick: Awweesesfy&EY@&)#^@&#@#@ I R luffers you back! *hugg-o x2!*