A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"
"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"
Blowing into your partner's arsehole while reaching round and wanking him off. With your lips pursed around his ringpiece and hand movement you will resemble someone playing a trombone
Give me a Dirty Trombone, baby, and I'll buy you 20 cigarettes