A fork of Rural Dictionary
A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.
I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir. I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!
A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.
I just went and snapped one. Have you filled out a report yet? It will be on your desk after lunch.
A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.
I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey? A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.
Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
A Steam Dream Beam Cream. Hi,is Norman there? He's gone.
A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .
Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model? No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.
Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.
How many ducks can you suspend from that dook? Firty Fwee.