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stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts

if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my desk

genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.

guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...

A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class

A chair-like structure that can be sat on or workarea.

I sat on my desk and "shot the bull"

a nice, stable, flat surface used for sex

Let's use the desk this time!!

a desk

a desk

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.