A fork of Rural Dictionary
Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.
The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.
Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.
Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."
Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."
When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.
"Coffee! I need a cup."
"They're all in the dish rack."
I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.
Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
a woman who is letting it go; she had a trim, fine body with a narrow waist and perky curves, but she is becoming over weighed because she doesn't care to stay in shape; that phase between trim & foxy, and being a keg on legs
"Janice used to be so thin and cute! Now she's gained weight. I'm not attracted to that."
"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."