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someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

To look at a subject through multiple personalities, often with the result of contradicting one's self.

Tony#242: "That hockey team sucks. No matter what they do, they'll never, ever be good." Tony#243: "I agree. It would take at least two trades to make them a winner." Tony#242: "Woah... I think that I just pulled an observer on myself."

To sit back and pay attention

She observed everything that was going on around her, then she made her move

is a person who watches people but isn’t a stalker

marget:what is she doing why she staring at everyone crystal: oh she’s an observer, it’s not creepy at all

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.

Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon? Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.

Driving erratically from the result of looking around too much.

Observeering results in crossing the yellow line or going into the ditch.