Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

croosh

(n) Short form of "crucial," refers to anything that is particularly noteworthy or commendable; an object of high appeal

"I might disagree with the man on many counts, but you have to admit that Escalade is crooshin'" "Dawg, quit hatin' on Republicans: tax cuts are so croosh, yo"

by D$ March 10, 2005

kent state

A really shitty school were nothing ever goes on on Friday nights and we get pissed so we drive 2.5 hours to BG where one of my friends gets an underage for peeing behind a building!! And that's all because of Kent State!

That damn Kent State ruined my life!!

by D$ December 04, 2004

D.A.R.

Discrimination Against Retards. Very popular group in rural areas where retards get all the attention and normal people don't.

Guy 1: Those retards are gettin all the attention because they bake cookies. Guy 2: We have got to join D.A.R.!

by D$ March 29, 2005

bowling green

Here's to drunkenness & cases of beer, to the shots of vodka & Everclear. Here's to random hookups & the Walk of Shame. Heres to knowing his number, but not his name. Here's to Beta 500 Week, the year's biggest bash. Here's to being a BG student, now let's go get trashed!

I got an underage at BGSU!!!!!!

by D$ December 05, 2004

Nockchocka

The act of when a male breaks a rib to give himself oral pleasure

My girlfriend dumped me last night and today i really need one of her bj's. I was so desperate i gave myself a nockchocka just to be staisfied. My ribs hurt like a bitch now.

by D$ March 29, 2005

Morneault

1. A chick thats such a slut she will give sex in any situation, sober or not, to any guy

GUY 1: Dude! That chick is a skank! GUY 2: Your wrong there buddy, shes worse, shes a morneault.

by D$ March 25, 2005

flubbery

A term used to describe fat or gi-normous legs.

Dear god, are we experiencing an earthquake or is that just Brittany walking by with her flubbery legs?

by d$ January 15, 2005