Country Dictionary

A fake obligation created for the purpose of using it as an excuse for why you didn't do something.

I called Jack at 8 AM but he said he was taking a shower and didn't hear his phone ringing. Must be another one of his bophumos.

Someone who is very generous and earnest.

Rex is a true walletpasser. He loves visiting children's hospitals and donating to local homeless shelters.

When the sky is obscured by something such as clouds, trees, or buildings.

The sunset was nice but you couldn't see it through the hennoll.

An employee who is reprimanded by higher-ups to set an example for other employees.

Did you hear what happened to Jake from accounting yesterday? The regional manager made him the cloblend of the month.

When someone talks to you even though you are in a sickly state and do not want to be bothered.

I would be better by now if my neighbor's flugabbery didn't last all night.

A rumor created by someone trying to damage the reputation of a rival or enemy.

I never left that crude message! That's just a boby-doby Jessica made up!

Someone who constantly begs for favors or handouts.

Tell him not to be such a crawlodd the next time he attends one of my parties.