Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

clomptoctic

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

To save time, the shortened version, clomp can be used

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

by D-res March 22, 2005

lakum salam

An Arabic term often following the Arabic greeting Asalamalakum

guy- Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud- Lakum Salam

by D-res June 23, 2005

clomp

Shortened version of the word clomptoctic.

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

by D-res March 22, 2005

chonce

Stupid, Annoying, Boring

My teacher told me she would fail me if I didn't serve a detention today. How chonce is that?

by D-res June 23, 2005

puss cheese

although it can be used to describe all that makes a vagina smell or taste weird, its generally used as a derogatory insult.

one can call another person 'puss cheese' as an alternative to pussy, chump, or loser, as well as anything similar.

the term puss cheddar can be used in exchange with puss cheese.

kid 1 - "dude, just take a hit."
kid 2 - "No way dude! I don't wanna touch that shit. I could die..."
kid 1 - "Man, you are such a puss cheese."

by D-res March 20, 2005

Wonk

A penis, that, when hard, curves downward.

dude i was in the locker room the other day and Jason had a wonk. Hahahaha

by D-res June 24, 2005

asalamalakum

a greeting....

should reply with lakum salam

guy: Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud: Lakum Salam

by D-res June 23, 2005