A fork of Rural Dictionary
what you call it when you find a streak of poop in your underwear.
Guy: Ugh! This is my third Undee Dundee this week! Girl: What is an Undee Dundee? Guy: It's a poop streak in your underwear.
another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one. Girl: Why is it soaked? Guy: Because I peed.
Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"
Guy: I learned how to fly today. Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.