A fork of Rural Dictionary
Model/Actress who has been paid to do neither.
I'm going to an industry party tonight, should be full of mattresses...
A silly hoe who stickes her fingers in her mouth.
"Dude, have you met Jane?" "Unfortunately! She's such a mattress!"
To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.
Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed" Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.
Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;) Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird. Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!
A simile that can be used in comparisson to almost any situation, object, person or emotion.
Jordan: "That bitch is really, really weird.." Sam: "That's because she's pissed as a mattress" Josh: "I lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday.." Matt: "Damn, you must be shattered as a mattress" Nic: "I got a E- in my R.E exam.." Sean: "You must be stupid as a mattress"