Country Dictionary

A being with only half a Soul.

Jacob is palakanian, he speaks palikaans.

when a dude named phil sticks a big black dildo in his ass

I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."

Manwich is a male Sandwich.

Galvin is in a club and after a couple of Drinks decides to dance up close and personal to the only man on the dance floor............. forming the perfect MANWICH

something that some mother fucker invented and it is a complete waste of time. In the USA over 91 percent of the population enjoys sports and thats basically all they talk about, who ever invented sports should be raped hard.

him:lets go watch some new york giants play fucking ass sports!

me: fuck you bitch sports are for pussy's

A request to know the intended destination of ones spouse

WHERETHEFUGGINHELLDYATHINKYAGARN ya fuckin slut? I bet its to BLOW the neighbour again I can smell it on your breath

to bring together by fucking

they newly weds consummated the marriage their first night together (yeah, right!)

A nappy headed mexican with feet like sand paper!

Tanya where is your skurfercer...