Country Dictionary

Airbus' newest commercial product. The aircraft looks extremely similar to the B787 but is much uglier.

the Airbus A350 is a widebody airliner.

A ripoff of the 737 which is unreliable, ugly and inefficient.

Mark: Hey, you want to come to Florida? John: Sure, what airline are we taking Mark: United Airlines on an A320 John: I think I'll stay.

A "Sport" in which hillbillies drive in circles for 4 hours until the hillbilly king Jeff Gordon wins the race.

NASCAR races on circle tracks.

A form of racing where drivers play follow the leader for a few hours. I really don't understand how people enjoy watching this.

Formula 1 is popular in Europe.

Someone who turns left for a living.

NASCAR drivers can't turn right.

One of the dumbest and most dangerous sports created, most popular in America and Canada. Players generally weigh about 300-400 pounds and slam into each other for 3 hours. I am disappointed in my fellow Americans who actually like this garbage.

The New England Patriots won the American football championship.

A game where a bunch of grown men run around a field for 90 minutes. By the way it isn't a sport either, "running" at 5 mph does not show athleticism.

The football game is tonight.