A fork of Rural Dictionary
A name of various sports All of them orginaly rooting from china but the first actually established football was played very much like american football except it had little to no rules and was played on a much bigger "field" in between villages Association football(soccer)- Very popular in UK and third world countries, widely played all around the world but not in north america for some reason, a sport played by kicking a ball with the goal being putting into a net(1). American football (NFL) - Popular mainly in the US but thanks to the internet growing in western and central Europe, a sport where you can either pass, rush, kick or punt the ball with the goal being scoring a touchdown (6,2),field goal(3,1) or a safety(1) Rugby football (rugby) - a sport popular in the UK and SA, predecessor to american and australian football, you can score by try/touchdown(5), penalty(3), conversion(2), drop goal(3) Australian football, Galeic football, Arena football, Flag football etc... **Many people believe that the name soccer is something the americans made up so they could call their precious sport football but it's actually what British people used to call it back in the day, and american football was also technically called just football before association football was
*BRIT*: Let's watch some football *proceeds to turn on barcelona vs juventus game* *AMERICAN*: eww, let's watch some real football, american football *ANOTHER BRIT*: triggered triggered, why do they even have to wear gear, put on some rugby a true men sport * AUSSIE*: well at least they are physical *switches the channel to australian football *IRISH PERSON*: pff, *switches it to galeic football* *SWEED*: *switches the channel to golf*
An overhyped game where a player throws or catches a ball then runs.
“Football is too overhyped these days man”
Football is the real name of "soccer." It is all about passion and team work, 1 player doesn't win the world cup, but all 11 players. For some people, football is not a game, it is life, it is filled with ups and downs like other sports but it should not be put next to American Football. American Football has 1 season every year and then stop, but Football is widely play, after a season players get called up to play for there national teams, including during the season, that makes it more difficult that's why you need endurance and ability.
Football players earn more than American football players.
A group of grown men kicking an inflated ball of connected fabric scraps.
“Oi man, my favourite football team are playing tonight!!” “… do I care?”
*Not to be confused with American Football. Football, often called 'The Beautiful Game', is invented by the English and is the most popular sport worldwide. The general objective of the game is to score more goals in their goal than the other team. It has two teams, each with eleven players separated into 4 positions: *Goalkeeper *Defence *Midfield *Attack It comprises of two goals on either side of the pitch, with each team owning their own half. The goal that they want to shoot in is on the opposite side to their half. Each team starts on one side of the pitch, which changes in the second half, and consequently so does the goal they want to shoot in.The game lasts for about 90 minutes (not including extra time) split into two 45 minute halfs, separated by a 10-15 minute 'half time' period.
American: Hey, d'ya wanna play some soccer? English: What, you mean Football? American: No, it's called soccer. English: NO, it's called Football! We invented it! American: IT'S SOCCER! Rest of World: It's called Football, OK? Now just play!
Nickname for the president's briefcase that houses a laptop that is rumored to have strategic command capability. Believed to be in the charge of the federal courier service and not the secret service.
The Football is handcuffed to the courier's wrist.
American football- A game used by people with no social skills to attract girls.
Hey Rachel, how would you like to be with the starting quarterback? I mean, I do play football