Country Dictionary

t'd up

Use of methamphetamine/speed (T is slang for meth/speed). No speedbumps when t'd up=nothing to slow one down (bonus). Turnt/Turnt up is a synonym (the T once again referring to meth/speed).

I'm T'd up.

geezmail

stupid, cute, annoying emails (chain mail or otherwise) sent by senior citizens because they think you'll like them.

My mom can't stop sending me geezmail with "the cutest babies in the world doing the silliest things".

cheesemail

Annoying chain mail that contains 1. stupid videos 2. stupid cartoons 3. a recommendation to forward it to all of your friends so you can annoy them as well (or it won't come true) 4. links that someone thinks is too funny, too cute, almost made them cry, etc.

My (retired) father has been mail bombing my inbox all day with cheesemail because he has nothing better to do.