A fork of Rural Dictionary
if something is complete bollocks and crap, the complete an utter landfill of am item
AS: omg look at Matt Harts new scarf LK: ffs thats so clem clem AE: ikr what a prick
the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer
DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge? MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan
a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth
QW: look at AndI East MT: fucking WAD of cheese
The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going
DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper