Country Dictionary

Take the Gas Pipe

a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.

abbreviated TTGP.

Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.

Chinee

The singular of Chinese.

My Grandfather (back in the 1960's): "I take my laundry to the Chinee down on the corner.

Sitdown

Take a shit.

I'll be right back. I have to take a sitdown.