Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

poopyoble

see giant smurf (v) The action of woobling your poop- monkey. (n) eskimo's hat.

"Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my poop-monkey!" "Help! Someone stop this man from woobling my pooopyoble!"

by Doug March 21, 2004

man of men

When someone is a bit too great at something.

Webbo is a dark man of men.

by Doug March 18, 2004

hock

pester, bother, annoy

He keeps hocking me for sex. She keeps hocking me to buy her a new car.

by Doug August 21, 2005

doy

stupid sound

Doy.

by Doug September 10, 2003

crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin

Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.

by Doug January 29, 2005

Avril

Atest from the rock god to test whether or not people actually do appreciate rock/punk/grunge or whether they do it as a poser, a poser would like avril and claim she's a punk rock chick, these people need to be locked in a small room with avril, and annoy each other to death. see; good track killer, stuck up tart, liar.

Avril is such an embarressment to our species, a waste of time space and the money charitable people pay to see her "sing"

by Doug March 04, 2004

Dogged

Let down, didn't turn up

she dogged me today

by Doug February 11, 2004