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today

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight. Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.

"I have to get this done today" "I shall paint my icecream van today" "Today is Today is Today is The greatest day That I have ever known"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

today

the greatest day i've ever known

today is the greatest day i've ever known

by futuramafan March 06, 2008

today

its national mawi mawi cutest and sunnywunnyhunnybunnyzunnyfunny day!!!!🥳!!!! woohoo!!!!!! yayayayyayy!!!!!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

today is slsuh day😎 🪨🤘 National sunny and mawi is a very special day for mawi and sunny its the day they and yah (trick yah( its the day of 7-eleven and dective sunny and officer mawi (july 11)

by the aubster 😎 July 12, 2022

today

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

by the December 11, 2004

today

Today lasts till you go to sleep after being awake on a different calender day.

*At 0:38* Today was a good day, I should go to sleep.

by The Vicious Cabbage March 28, 2019

not today

a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.

Arianna: “Not todayLexi: “of course lol”

by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017

Not today

A phrase about the God of Death. often spoken By Arya Stark Lady of Winterfell in times of hardship. Not today Night king

There is only one God and his is name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death. “Not today”

by NotTodayNK May 01, 2019