A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.
Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.
To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.
My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.
A marijuana enthusiast who prefers specific strains.
Dispensary Worker: Do you like chocolate or candy? Customer: The delivery form is irrelevant. I'm a strain snob and looking for a sativa dominant hybrid.
I was all hot for that chick but then I saw her making out with the keg nozzle so I'm packing up the tent.