Country Dictionary

The pain of giving up snack foods either for health or personal reasons.

“His doctor advised him to give up sugary snacks for health reasons. For him, that was a huge snackrifice.”

A form of steroids given to pigs to help grow the meat in their rear legs.

“Would you look at the size of that Ham? The farmer must be using Hamroids on his pigs.”

A combination of KARma and irONY. When something you did comes back to bite you and it is humorous and deeply satisfying to others.

“He championed the law to punish anyone who steels and now he’s under investigation for stealing is the height of karony.”

Eating a snack food (i.e. potato chips or pretzels) without a beverage.

"I ran out of beer so I ate my chips snackappella."

The act of turning something good for some into something palatable for many.

Disney's homogefication of the Star Wars universe has angered many long-time fans.

A fresh, minty replacement for the bread used in a child’s Communion ceremony.

“The children looked forward to their Communion ritual because they loved receiving the SacraMentos”

Spelled GNSAP is an acronym for "Gender Neutral Sub-Surface Access Point". A politically correct replacement for the term Manhole.

Open the GINSAP so we can repair the water main.