A fork of Rural Dictionary
The high school where there is absolutly no parking. Where they build a Junior lot that fills by 6:50, and where the cops get tingly feelings by tickiting you for being in the no stopping no standing zones even though there is no other possible parking. The high school that you pull up to a half hour before homeroom starts, and cringe as you realize there is not a single space on either side of the road, and the neigborhood is full...you say a few words of prayer as you pull in front of the no parking no standing sign, hope for the best only to walk out after 13th period to find a $125 ticket placed ever so elegantly under your wiper blades. Cherokee, the school that takes pleasure in using huge orange cones to block off what little parking we do have; the school where you wish your friends would just fail their license tests so they don't hog up your potential parking spaces.
I have received 5 tickets in the past few months for no parking no standing. The announcement made today: "Students, we need to keep a good relation with Brush Hollow, don't park the wrong way...dont park there at all..."
Best example, the HUGE, pointless orange cones.
A mysterious black rose;
Fragrance: Gardenias & Jasmine
Visual: Panther, sleek and glistening
Laugh: Haunting
As in: "rareest of jewels."
A force that is not heard nor seen, comes and goes with a flash of red or blue and your flag.
The general measure of banter in a given area/group/place/person/galaxy/cheese.
"Hey guys look at me swim in this pool of custard!!!"
"That's a high Coefficient of Banter!"