Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

STFUB

Shut the fuck up, bitch!
Shut the fuck up, bastard!

STFUB, you get on my nerves!

by Dragon January 18, 2005

skopec

Skopec thinks he’s so cool but he’s just annoying. He hooks up with any girl willing to make out with him. Skopec has no shame even though everyone around him (not so) secretly hates him. His beard looks like pubes and he will stick his dick into anything and anyone. His face is often the start of conversations involving strange things such as space orgies. He’s a loner and a gamer that obsesses over his skill in video games even though he’s really fucking trash. His arrogance will make you want to rip off his dick and feed it to Cerberus as you push him into the River Styx.

Person 1: God, who’s that asshole hitting on your girlfriend? His face looks like a dick.

Person 2: That’s Skopec, he’s such a douche bag. I can’t wait to kick his ass after school today.

by Dragon June 26, 2018

Skopec

When the captain of the football team is a virgin. He’s actually gay, but only for the male swimming team solely for how they shave their legs. He enjoys baking pies and has an IQ equal to twice that of a chihuahua.

Swimmer 1: That guy made me a pie yesterday.

Swimmer 2: Dude, he’s such a Skopec.

by Dragon July 26, 2018

Skopec

When a car of any type becomes filthy on the inside and begins to smell of rotten eggs it is then a Skopec. Most often, the inside of Skopec’s contain old food containers, mud, and/or dead bugs. You do not want to let your car become a Skopec.

Guy 1: Who’s giving you a ride?
Guy 2: Tod.

Guy 1: Oh shit, don’t drive with him. He drives a total Skopec.

by Dragon January 28, 2019

farquaad

Farquaad

The name of a character from shrek and also another name for a legendary black dragon statue.

by Dragon September 23, 2003

yugayo

The idiotic Wizards of the Coast game more formally known as "Yugio"

Will you stop playin yugayo and eat your dinner?!

by dragon January 16, 2004

Karma Grave

The negative spiritual situation created by a person for themselves because they put out lots of negative energy, have lots of negative thoughts, and do negative and/or evil things to people.

By spreading so many nasty rumors and lies, Kitty is digging herself a karma grave.

by Dragon January 31, 2004