A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of singing Amy Winehouse songs sadly all alone when trying to mend a broken heart and empower oneself.
Anna: I feel bad the Tom dumped Mary!
Tasha: ME too! She has been sitting in her living room at the piano winehousing for a week,
When you eat far too many Hershey's Kisses in a single sitting.
Jim: You don't look so good.
Dave: Yeah man. I bought a bunch of chocolate and had a hershey makeout sesh last night. My stomach is killing me
Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.
Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.