A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...
Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?
Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?
Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!
Friend 2: ...what?