Country Dictionary

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Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors": "...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

by Daggettaylor July 11, 2008