A fork of Rural Dictionary
With your partner on their hands and knees, a string of anal beads is then inserted into their anus.
The beads are then ripped out using a motion like using the pullstart on a lawn mower.
They then proceed to make lawnmower noises while trimming your pubes with their teeth.
My bush was getting out of control so we opted for the Louisiana Lawn Mower
A Boston Exhale is when a female passes wind, which then travels between her legs and escapes through her labia before entering the nose of those around her.
“ The sound of her Boston Exhale, was a thing of beauty, but the smell was something I can not describe”
During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.
With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck