A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you further emascúlate yourself by “defending the honor” of a woman who cheated on you by attacking a guy for poking fun at your girl.
“Did you hear what Mike did?”
“No what happened?”
“He slapped some guy at a party for making a joke about her hair”
“Dude- didn’t she openly cheat on him for years? Text book example of Will Smithing.”
The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.
“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”