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Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans. Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.
Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher provide you with competence porn.
The bastardization of the perfectly functional word ‘Friday’. A word that the mentally incompetent believe to be useful.
"T-G-I-FRIYAY, thanks to my work week being over I can go be an idiot everywhere else!
Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.
I worked my fingers to the bone, my ass is dragging and I'm as exhaustipated as a push-me pull-you. A push-me pull-you is any animal with a head on both ends and no asshole so it can't shit even after a whole day of trying.
The ability to resurrect extinct species.
After watching "Jurassic Park," some scientists walked away thinking de-extinction was a pretty good idea.
What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes. The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)
They haven't been to generous with the Fruit and Flowers tonight, Tony's almost finished the lot!
The feeling that you have heard this bull before.
Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?" Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again." Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."