A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where a woman puts a beefstick all the way up her ass, and then proceeds to poop it out while another person takes bites from it as it appears.
Last night, my wife came home with a Slim Jim and we did a Beef O'Brady.
The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.
I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.
When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.
Used in the confirmation of a shart.
I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.