Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Stoned Koala

A koala of moderate size that frequently smokes bamboo blunts.

Dude, that Stoned Koala deboed my finest greens!

by Darkz November 16, 2006

raynear._.1

A cool tik toker who cosplays, they look nice. Hope to meet them some day :)

Raynear._.1

by Darkz May 26, 2021

Skeet Fish

An aquatic creature composed entirely of the male ejaculant.

A pool of male ejaculant in the shape of a jesus fish.

Mom! Dad! I just caught a skeet fish!

by Darkz November 16, 2006

Flying Goat

A goat with wings that can fly at great speeds thanks to rocket propulsion from its anus.

ZOMG! That flying goat peed on my lollerskates

by Darkz November 16, 2006

Navy Seals

1) Navy Special Forces (Sea, Air and Land - SEAL) who are generally considered one of the best special forces units around.

2) A war chant uttered by an individual who is about to commit a very brave, yet foolish, action.

1) My brother is in the Navy Seals.

2) Mike screamed "NAVY SEALS!" before running out of cover into a swarm of enemies.

by Darkz November 17, 2006

Jewtopia

A fictional realm wherein jews can actually play basketball.

When we die, we all go to Jewtopia for like 2 days and get pwned by 6'8'' guys named Goldberg.

by Darkz November 16, 2006