Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pwesident

1). The leader of the opposing force to the Loopy-Dars. He is the leader of The Unknown Country. He is actually George W. Bush, a Loopy-Dar gone bad.

We must destwoy the Pwesident. Hurry Darnie.

by Darnie April 08, 2003

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

Dar-Saver

1). A stick used by the Loopy-Dar. It used to fight off evil. It is actually a stick off the ground and the evil is the mail-man, but let the fookin Loopy-Dars have their weapons of mass destruction.

Draw your Dar-Saver. If you dare.

by Darnie April 08, 2003

Why

1.)A question that many ask but no one knows the answer to. 2.)If you find the answer to why, please tell me, Dar to the E with a side of P. 3.)A way to keep a wetard busy.

Why, God! Why, did you make me specialererist?

by Darnie April 08, 2003

Darmie

1.) A rip-off of my name,DaRniE. 2.)My cousin.

Hi i'm Darnie an dis ars Darmie, me cusin.

by Darnie April 03, 2003

Wetard

1.) Retarded term for a retard. 2.)Shows utter stupidity.

You be fugin wetard.

by Darnie April 01, 2003

The Loopy-Dar-Bibble

1). The tool used by people who practice Loopy-Dar. It is a book smaller than your palm. It is actually unreadable because of its small print, but let the wetards have their religion.

Darnie, please read from the Loopy-Dar-Bibble

by Darnie April 08, 2003