Country Dictionary

Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.

I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

That chick I boned the other night.

Rember that time I boned Tawni? Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.

Man's best friend.

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.

see rico or boner

Ruben's cousin gave me a raging rhino.

When a wang becomes erect.

I became viagrafied at the site of Kevin's sister.

To be the recipient of anal sex. Or To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.