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boner

A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.

Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner

by Sloshii October 15, 2017

boner

Something you get in class. Fucking annoying. Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.

I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME!

by A God Damned Furry September 11, 2011

boner

when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.

*coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner! *shows through your shorts* dammit!!!

by TheNomster November 09, 2011

boner

Another name for erection

I was sitting in social studies doing my work then my crush Ashley got up and bent over the desk in front of me. I sat there staring at her ass and didn't realize I had a big boner. She sat back down and looked at me and smiled then turned around. I looked down at my boner and bit my lip. Thank goodness I was in the back of the class. I unzipped my zipper and took my boner out. I looked to see if there was anyone looking and slowly started jacking off. I moaned softly and the teacher stared at me for a moment then looked down. I went back to jacking off but then my hand gir tired. I rubbed it with the desk and bit my lip. I had so many waves of pleasure go thru me then I came under the desk with a loud moan and everyone stared at me.

by mlpgod June 10, 2017

boner

Another word for erection

I sat in class bored I started thinking about my crush and got a boner. I tried hiding it by sliding it under the desk but felt pleasure when I did that. I took out my big boner and slid it under the desk again and bit my lip. My teacher looked at me weirdly and went back to his work. I went faster n moaned quietly. There were so many waves of pleasure going thru me right now. I moaned loudly as the class looked at me with wide eyes when they saw all my cum on the desk and my penis.

by mlpgod June 10, 2017

boner

a special kind of bone that only appears on special occasions, and only special ladies can make it appear.

Jay's boner recognizes Annie before his brain does.

by mademoisellevanta March 20, 2015

boner

an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole

by me December 14, 2002