A fork of Rural Dictionary
Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies
Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies
Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Ice-T: Looks like half-way through your sex change, your doctor just said 'Fuck it'.
1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.
Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!
A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.
Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.
Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.
A not real offensive but still derogatory to describe people of Irish blood.
Potato Eater...Seeing as how the potato was the only source of nutrition in Ireland for 300 years, and half the population including half of my ancestors, died in the Great Potato Famine, I'd say that term is insensitive. Look at Scotland's Haggis. Haggis is season lard stuffed into a sheep's colon. So I may be a Potato Eater, but I don't eat fat out of a sheep's asshole.
When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...
Why the fuck not?
Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?